I'm brazilian, and if anybody wants to learn how to speak something in our language I can (try) to help...
My english is not super, but I'll do my best! Haha.

You can ask for a word or a sentence... Anyway you prefere.
Hope somebody is interested :)

what kind of shit?

if i can say that in portuguese, my life will be more pleasant in general, i think.

Aww... that's a big help!! I always wanted to speak brazilian... but if you need to know how to speak Filipino or Tagalog just ask me!! I'm here to help! Well, I'm not in the Philippines but I'm soo fluent in Tagalog.

Barfo,
This is an american expression, right? So is hard to translate, since is not used in portuguese.
But I'll translate you the words, ok? :)

"what kind of shit?"

What = Que
Kind = Tipo
Of = De
Shit = Merda

At least I think now you'll be able to say "Shit!" in portuguese... haha.

Somethings...

You = Você
Me = Eu
We = Nós
She = Ela
He = Ele
They = Eles
Them = Deles
Our = Nosso

Hi = Oi
Hello = Olá
Goodbye = Adeus (rare), Tchau (informal)
See ya = Até logo

What? = O quê?
Where? = Onde?
When? = Quando?
Why? = Porquê?
Who? = Quem?
How? = Como?

How do you say "I love you"

I was actually waiting for someone to ask that! haha.

I love you = "Eu te amo" or "Eu amo você"

How do you say... "My name is Nerisa"? Well, in tagalog I love You is "Mahal kita".... Mahal Kita Michael!!

Ren,

My name is Nerisa = Meu nome é Nerisa

i don't need to. I´m brazilian too.


where do you live?

Awww, thank you!!! How do you say thank you? Sorry, I'm pretty interested, giggle!

Really, Lica? That's great! :)
I live in Curitiba, and you?

Don't worry, Ren! Ask how much you want to!

Thank you = Obrigada (female)
                     Obrigado (male)

Oh.. thank you!! Is it hot in Brazil right now? Coz here is sooo hot.. about 32'C... hot!! What's the most common food in Brazil?

moro no Mato Grosso